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We Want Your Puppy Punchlines

We Want Your Puppy Punchlines
Oct. 17 2018

We are hard at work on the 2019 Sweet Maria's Dogs of Coffee Calendar and are continuing the tradition of inserting dog-themed jokes throughout the calendar days. We have writers block and need your help. Email us your favorite dog joke/jokes and we'll do our best to fill the calendar with them.

  • Keeping your joke/riddle short (under 180 characters) will increase the chances of us being able to include it.
  • If your Q&A riddle is long but the question is under 180 characters and the answer/punchline is also under 180 characters that will work too.
  • Not sure how many characters your joke is? Use an online tool, like this one. www.charactercountonline.com

Send all submissions to sweetmariascalendar@gmail.com

Deadline: November 10th, 2018