Got Dog Jokes for the 2018 Sweet Maria's Calendar?

Got Dog Jokes for the 2018 Sweet Maria's Calendar?

Oct. 31, 2017

In the past, we placed fake and corny coffee holidays on random days in our annual calendar. This year, we have writers block and need your help. Instead of fake holidays, we want your dog jokes and dog riddles. There's limited space so keeping your joke/riddle short will increase the chances of us being able to include it.

Keep them under 180 characters so we can make them fit in the little squares.

If your Q&A riddle is long but the question is under 180 characters and the answer/punchline is also under 180 characters that will work too.

Not sure how many characters your joke is? Use an online tool, like this one. www.charactercountonline.com

Send all submissions to [email protected]

Deadline: November 10th